
My brain is melting from scrolling, and I've never been happier.
The dev wallet bought 2 SOL of this token at launch — about 6.7% of the total supply — in the same transaction that created it. There are no other dev wallets and no presale. Every sell it will ever make is listed below, published before launch and executed by a bot with no manual override.
| 2x | sell 30% of the bag |
| 4x | sell 30% of the bag |
| 8x | sell 25% of the bag |
| -25% | sell everything, if it drops that far from its high after 1.8x |
| 1.50 SOL in | sell everything, once that much buying has arrived from other wallets — unless it is already past 1.6x, in which case the ladder above applies |
| 45s | sell everything, if it has not reached 1.6x |
| 70% | sell everything at that much of the curve — never holds into graduation |
The dev wallet exits fast. If this token has not reached 1.6x within 45 seconds of launch, the entire dev position is sold at that mark. If it has, the sales listed above happen on the way up. Either way, by the time you are reading this the dev is very likely already out — check the wallet below and see for yourself.
That is the design, and it is why the schedule is published instead of hidden. It also means most of the trading here happens in the first minute, much of it between bots. Do not assume you are early.
This is a memecoin. It has no product, no revenue and no team working on it. Its price is whatever the next person will pay, and that is frequently nothing.
Most tokens launched on pump.fun go to zero. Assume this one will. Do not spend money here that you need for anything else.